Epstein Tells No Tales

by Jude Cowell, partisan for a sovereign America

Dear Reader: While it's true that the lens of Astrology can't reveal everything about a topic, it can reveal quite a lot of information especially when individuals are no longer around to provide answers to our questions.

Therefore, this post is offered in that spirit for those who can read horoscopes or for those who follow analyses by others - in case a fact or two may be gleaned from the following linked posts and the horoscopes therein - or at least, a seeker may be inspired to continue asking what happened in Jeffrey Epstein's prison cell on August 9-10, 2019. What Astrology tells us is that transit Saturn, planet of restriction and limitation, conjoined his natal Chiron (the wound; the blindspot) and transit Pluto (the assassin; the criminal) lorded it over Epstein's natal Mercury in Capricorn.

That's Mercury the messenger, planet of bodily senses such as speaking and testifying. Because it's reported that inmate Epstein was scheduled to go on trial soon but he turned up deceased before he could testify - and was prevented from spilling some inconvenient beans.

Saturn-Neptune Cycles: 1952/53, 1989, 2026

Curiously, the Zodiac sign of balance, Libra, is often represented by a Scales of Justice symbol, and considering the grief and suffering the convicted sex predator caused so many innocent people, his 9th house (legal affairs) Saturn-Neptune Conjunction is notably in the sign of Libra.

Plus, the neurotic planetary pair of illness squares his natal Sun, and his natal 1st house Mercury, planet of young people, which at or near his time of death was "visited" by transit Pluto, as noted.

Meanwhile, the upcoming Saturn-Neptune Conjunction of February 20, 2026 at Aries Point of world fame, marks the end in 2026 of the previous cycle of 1989, but Epstein's personal Saturn-Neptune Cycle (conjunct once in 1952 and twice in 1953 @22-23Libra) is highly significant for folks born in 1952 and 1953. Then there are those born during the three conjunctions of 1989.

And yes, it's notable for Epstein as well that the Saturn-Neptune Conjunction/s of 1989 landed directly upon his Capricorn Ascendant. Based in NYC, he was working as a financial consultant and corporate raider during this time, and of course, Capricorn is the Zodiac sign of financial investments and stock portfolios.

Now, dear reader, because my tech troubles with Blogger continue, I'm prevented from uploading images so here's a link to the accurately timed natal horoscope of Jeffrey Epstein, born January 20, 1953 6:15 am EST Brooklun NY (Kings County) with Saturn-ruled Capricorn rising, and controlling, sometimes oversexed Scorpio at Midheaven, the Goal and Career Point.

So here are a couple of links to previous SO'W posts concerning Tr*mp's former best friend and running buddy, Jeffrey Epstein:

Epstein Birthday Book an Echo (put together by Ghislaine Maxwell) and Those Epstein Mysteries. I've converted both posts to a blogspot address, so hopefully they'll open for you.

Now let's close with a view of an additional chart, a bi-wheel of Alex Acosta's noon natal chart surrounded by his 2019 Saturn square natal Saturn horoscope in case Epstein's previous "sweetheart deal" in Florida (with the collusion of Pam Bondi) is of interest to a reader or two.

Well, Thanks a bunch for reading this dreary stuff. You're a champ! jc

Pam Bondi November 17, 1965

by Jude Cowell, partisan for the common good

From her Wikipedia page we see that Pam Bondi, Mr. T's choice for US Attorney General, entered the earthly flux on November 17, 1965 in Tampa, Florida under the influences of Sun Scorpio-Moon Virgo, a blend of narrowed outlook and a strong sense of duty (The Harveys). Actually, Bondi and Republican Darrell Issa are likely to share political interests and attitudes since Mr. Issa was born with the very same personality blend.

So, here's a noon natal horoscope for Pam Bondi in case it becomes useful to you at some point:

Born during the mid-1960s, Pam Bondi can't help it - she's one of those anarchy-adjacent individuals and not adverse to violent destruction, thanks to her Uranus-Pluto Conjunction. Plus, a Sun-Neptune Conjunction (5-degree orb) identifies her as possibly scandal-prone and self-deluding. What more could the Project 2025 admistration want to figurehead America's tattered legal system? Impressionability is another feature of the Sun-Neptune pairing which spotlights a fantasy component as well.

Then we see Bondi's retrograde Jupiter at a critical 29th degree of Mercury-ruled Gemini, a sign often known for its propensity toward duplicity (ex: the $25,000 campaign donation via a check written by Mr. T - but she defended herself on this matter concerning her office's failure to investigate complaints about Tr*mp "University" and the fraud therein).

Of course, Gemini is also the sign of communications, rhetoric, commerce, trade, meetings, multiplicity, and/or tricksterism. Bondi shares a natal Gemini North Node with Mr. T, potentially denoting many contacts but also inviting superficial contacts of short duration (R. Ebertin). Then with her Capricorn Mars opposing Jupiter, we might expect religious and/or ideological conflicts to surface in public.

Such conflicts could surface this very week because confirmation hearings for Cabinet nominees begin tomorrow. Here's the schedule of hearings so far.

In closing, there's another interesting factoid about Pam Bondi's natal Jupiter - that her next Jupiter Return (aka, 12-year reward cycle) arrives on or about June 9, 2025 which may likely aid her with her bid to join Mr. T's administration as US Attorney General.

But one more thing: a Jupiter Return may provide a similar cosmic boost for health nut RFK Jr whose current Jupiter Return period arrived in August 2024, the first of a three-fer (which didn't help him with his "prez bid") yet there's Jupiterian energy ongoing for him since his third of three returns perfects on April 9, 2025.

A Note to SO'W readers: please share if you care - and my Thanks to those who do! jc