by Jude Cowell, partisan for the common good
As you know, mystical planet Neptune is the planet closely associated with Russia (its 'totem planet' as Uranus is America's 'totem planet'), and perhaps you remember how a group of seven Republican Congressmen spent July, 2018 in Moscow, but they weren't in Russia to complain about Putin aiding Tr*mp in the November 2016 Election, oh no.
They were there to say, no criticism for You, comrades. What else they divulged, I don't know. Intel? A financial pay-off? Perhaps a big fat Thank You Very Much? What do you think they were there for?